Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
All the doctor said was why
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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