Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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