Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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