yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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