you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
