I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
