normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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