doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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