the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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