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(414): View more from Wisconsin

so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

(262): View more from Wisconsin

you're right.

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(310): View more from California

Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies

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(909): View more from California

Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass

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(843): View more from South Carolina

and my herpes radar will keep us safe

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(630): View more from Illinois

week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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(210): View more from Texas

Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer

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(251): View more from Alabama

OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS

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