I am puke
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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