Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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