Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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