Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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