I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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