Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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