Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
pray to the hookup gods
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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