1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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