He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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