Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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