elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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