Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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