Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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