Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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