i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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