We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Randomize