Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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