Did you just see the Batmobile???
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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