i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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