Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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