let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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