Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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