I'm drive I can fine osifer
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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