butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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