I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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