That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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