You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I know her cup size but not her name....
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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