You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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