wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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