My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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