I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I need moral support for this bender
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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