I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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