I'm so fucking centered right now
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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