that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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