how can u be prego again
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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