I'm jealous of your bromance
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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