garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I wish i was in the wii world.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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