I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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