real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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