have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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