guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
