Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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