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This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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