My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I wear drunk well.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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