There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Randomize