I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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